You misspelled "whiter".

Well, the announcers don’t mention it after every fucking play anymore.

The star of that play is the damn camera man. He coulda followed where that throw was SUPPOSED to go, but nope he stayed with it.

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

This would make sense if this was doubles and Gonzalo Higuain was his partner.

When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys’ owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: “People.”

+1 eye of the pyramid

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

My dread of the Bears segment is now existential.

It’s all a part of his rakish behavior.

Had to look it up. Thanks for the history lesson!

“One family plan, please.”

Yeah’ that’s true. I’ll never forget that Shaq paid for George Mikan’s funeral.

Sources tell us that Labaton Sucharow has reached out to former ESPN employees in an attempt to gather information that could be used in a potential class-action suit against Disney.

Something he obviously took for Grant-ed

Please be more Civil in your comments.

If the parents are conservative - I get the baby girl a monster truck and the baby boy a barbie, just to fuck with them.

my four-year-old daughter said, “Daddy you don’t remember anything!” Since then, she’s said it a few more times.

Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out - George Carlin

I get it, they don’t want controversy to distract viewers from compelling WNBA storylines like “Which two teams are these again?” and “Is that point guard the one I heard about in college in 2009? No? Ok nevermind.”