Did Deion Sanders ever have morals in the first place? This is the same dude who “found Jesus” when it became fashionable and profitable, like his buddy MC Hammer.

If it’s anything like earlier Teslas, more like Sony Runoverman.

Great! Now get him to shut the fuck up until the convention and then until after election night.

Tesla. Their paintwork sucks.

So the lithium market is depressed? How ironic.

Bitch is so far in the closet he’s talking to Aslan.

Also gtfo with that dog-whistle “no father figure” comment. The biggest ho I ever knew (she would proudly use that word to describe herself) was a preacher’s daughter, mom and dad happily married.

I’d raise my hand but now I’m afraid it might only get about halfway there.

“How do you think history will remember John Lewis?” President Trump to #AxiosOnHBO: “I don’t know...I don’t know John Lewis. He chose not to come to my inauguration.”

Possible? Possible? This mother fucker has never made an honest dime in his miserable fucking life. Why do you think he is so desperate to win re-election by any means necessary? He knows that Tish James in NYC got somethin for his ass and he and his collection of scumbag lawyers know this. You can run but your jello…

He couldn’t rule with a yardstick.

Patton Oswalt has his share of “Funny costar on an innocuous CBS sitcom draws wrong crowd at comedy show” stories as well.

Sounds like the same thing that happened with Bob Saget’s standup act.

Perfectly matches a Tapout t-shirt and a pair of tacky “designer” jeans with a bunch of shit on the hip pockets.

Dude is 6'9" and 250 lbs, those shorts on regular people would be Hammer pants.

Also, anyone who thinks this culture isn’t deeply entrenched in many/most big school football programs is fooling themselves. I’ve been around a ton of college football staffs in my previous career as a college coach and an athletics administrator. Football staffs are, more often than not, comprised of assholes,…

“Give me a minute to collect my notes.” - Ghislaine Maxwell

Health concerns. He sent a letter that was read at the funeral.

Hopefully that false imprisonment will net him real imprisonment.

Five good guesses?