Hug.

He can get away with a lot more than if he isn't.

I hate myself for pointing this out, but he also happened to punch the star of the women's basketball team, thus hurting another team at the school. I'm sure Kliff got an angry call from the women's basketball coach, asking why his players are beating up his star. I'd like to think the player would been disciplined…

I think she was trying to tell Ellen that she could take her onto the field, which is nice I suppose, but damn lady, give her some room to freak out!

This is the best.

Those aren't pranks, just him being a dick.

Poor Danny. He has no idea what to do now that his draft pick has decided to hold out.

This guy contacted me on okcupid last year and when I didn't respond, he emailed me again (persistent little fucker) and demanded to know why. This is his exact message -