And that’s during a pandemic. SMDH

Nah--they would be denying the Secret Service or Capitol Police the pleasure, to say nothing of the White House’s own security.

Pretty sure they have an extradition treaty with Florida ;-)

For real. Someone’s been to one too many (read: one) lectures by a pickup artist.

The incel is strong with this one...

How much money did he have to pay Melania to hold his hand in that photo? Was it before she forced him to re-work the pre-nup?

When you sound like Joe Rogan’s mockery of women, you’re doing it wrong.

I don’t see the hair as bad, so much as “messy-hot.” Which is the way I see her overall. And  you’re right--she might be too much to make a tussle worth it, but you’d still think about it.

Sober, yes. Clean? That’s another matter.

4th District Iowan here. I can assure you, even after his own party refused to support him in his re-election bid, and financed his opponent because they got tired of him being an embarrassment (and because having King on the ballot again was the Dem’s best shot at flipping the seat), this goober will be back in two…

How’d that work out for you?

Saul Goodman didn’t try to hide his fading hairline.

Get-rich-by-lawsuit is the worst kind of rich there is.

A noun, a verb, and 911 reasons I hate you right now.

You’ve obviously never seen the sequel. Go look it up on wikipedia, it's gloriously ridiculous.

He doesn’t care about people. Only power.

I mean, he’s bent over far enough already.

Does this mean the King's and Chargers are next?

Hardly. First thing I thought of when he died was that his accuser could find a little peace.

She’s clearly taking makeup/dietary/pharmaceutical advice from daddy. As in, way too much of all of them.