Also, Treasury Secretary Elizabeth Warren. Just sayin’...

To add to your point, all of these translations could also easily apply to Bob Knight, Mike K-whatever, Pat Summitt, or Geno Auriemma. Psychotics all.

Let us never forget that George “7 Words” Carlin was also Mr. Conductor.

You know, I’m starting to suspect that Ellen might not be terribly smart. And that’s the most charitable explanation for her being this oblivious.

I heard a podcast where Musk said he basically raided Apple for Tesla’s programming and design talent. Sounds like he raided their fanboys as well.

That would require a bit more self-reflection than Rep. Dis Mucus is capable of.

Iowan here. U of I has had TWO head football coaches since 1979. Between Hayden Fry and Kirk Ferentz (who was Fry’s understudy), if you think that culture isn’t entrenched like a WWI bunker, you’re fooling yourself.

Brutally concise. ::applause::

Dear God,

Slightly off-topic, but the Deadspinners are back...

One wonders whether their pre-nup has anything to say about a tell-all.

The schadenfreude waits for no one.

Mike Ditka is a thumb in human form.

I am dumber simply for knowing who she is.

You know how much money people have lost on bets wanting to see Mayweather get his ass kicked? More than he made in his career, by a long shot.

Back when Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield’s ear off (!) in the ring, I made a prediction that not only would he box again, he would continue to do so as long as he was profitable to some promoter or other. It’s been over a quarter-century, and my prediction holds true. 

What do you want to bet Cohen’s lawyers get first call on the royalty checks?

...or don’t like the men who race it because they have a tendency to be sociopaths (which, in fairness, could be said for all motor sports).

Rich Lowry of Politico said virtually the same thing in their most recent magazine. And when THAT hack can make a dead-on point, it has to be a pretty obvious one.

Well, he WAS Swedish.