I am dumber simply for knowing who she is.

You know how much money people have lost on bets wanting to see Mayweather get his ass kicked? More than he made in his career, by a long shot.

Back when Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield’s ear off (!) in the ring, I made a prediction that not only would he box again, he would continue to do so as long as he was profitable to some promoter or other. It’s been over a quarter-century, and my prediction holds true. 

What do you want to bet Cohen’s lawyers get first call on the royalty checks?

...or don’t like the men who race it because they have a tendency to be sociopaths (which, in fairness, could be said for all motor sports).

Rich Lowry of Politico said virtually the same thing in their most recent magazine. And when THAT hack can make a dead-on point, it has to be a pretty obvious one.

Well, he WAS Swedish.

The brilliant thing about Grant’s celebrity is that no one made a big deal about his heritage. They were busting myths about how to cool your mouth if you eat hot peppers, and no one made a deal AT ALL about Grant not being able to handle wasabi. It just struck me as respectful of him as a man and not pigeon-holing…

Genuinely curious...should the Kansas City Chiefs also follow suit? I can see public opinion asking them to change the name eventually. Is the name disrespectful enough to warrant this?

Ethnic intimidation is to racists what gay panic is to homophobes.

In some parts of Iowa, it’s more a once-in-a-blue-moon thing.

But you put thought into what you say. Trolls...don’t.

I must disagree--she’s playing to the Trumpeters who hate BLM and black people, in general. She made her play precisely because she read the room.

Kanye West invoking humility is like Mickey Mantle invoking sobriety.

Plastic surgery.

We should just rename Deutsche Bank “Satan’s Treasury” and get it over with.

I hope he got a generous signing bonus, because that’s the ONLY guaranteed money in an NFL contract, usually. And I have no problem with one player getting mega-paid, because the owners are always making WAY more than any player. The salary cap is an excuse to keep expenses low, not to level a playing field. 

Excellent analysis. The only other alternative I can see is that Kanye’s ego is simply out of control.

Dear police reformers,

I’m not surprised a Catholic priest said this junk. The priesthood is a LOT more conservative than their American church-goers, who tend to be much more liberal on things like birth control and such. What’s astonishing is that he had it printed in the church bulletin, FFS. Just re-run an old sermon for your column,…