Don’t be ridiculous. He has one servant hold each of them at length on a 6-foot pole. Only the poors hold their own books.

Is she really that hard up for the money? I know she’s an entire hot mess, but the messier she gets, the less hot she is.

I stand corrected.

Wait, your harem of cabana boys is staying behind? You’re truly roughing it.

If Cardi B really wanted him out of jail, she could have posted bail herself.

The Olympics are notorious for being more economically ruinous to cities than beneficial (Rio de Janeiro being the most recent example). Might be interesting to see how this one fares.

::doffs cap::

I almost didn’t see that final spike because I thought it was just the border of the chart. Holy and Shit.

IMHO, those people were already listening to Fox in the first place.

Kfish, back atcha. The only thing keeping me going now is the hope that there will be a WYTS somewhere this fall, or whenever.

“Paper Driver School Zero” sounds like one of those “Spot the Fake Anime Titles” quiz entries.

Oh, Katherine Bach, how I love(d) thee...

Lord, I remember mandatory sexual harassment training at a previous job. I sincerely think they borrowed the actors in the video from community theater groups.  

Did you see the “We’re back and fuck you if you don’t like it” article from Jim Rich? Still no comments section, either, the cowards.

Better yet, buy ME one.

You forgot Trump Steaks.

Next questions...were they kind? Did they rewind?

“You actually BELIEVE the bullshit coming out of your mouth!”

It’s the only reason that makes sense. Even hate sex doesn’t keep for long.

Peter Mehlman, New York Times.