I wish I could have come up with that last sentence myself. Well done.

His disdain for interviews makes these pearls of wisdom all the more appreciated when he spreads them around.

My genuine fear is that The Root will be next. Without that site, there’s no point in keeping the lights on.

I’ll never forget the image of Diana comforting John as he wept uncontrollably at Gianni Versace’s funeral.

When Stephen A. decides to go off on the matter, it’s been obvious to everyone for at least 5 years.

Given the recent history of Splinter and Deadspin, no one could blame ANYONE for leaving.

Because they had 8.1 in between, kinda. Not the greatest reason, I admit.

And now I have THIS song stuck in my head.

Who’s the original model?

4th Gear: Did Ghosn take an Uber while doing everything else?

Fleet sales.

When you have to go on Tucker Carlson’s show to defend your good name...

Take your star belt.

He’s no less guilty of financial misconduct than the other Nissan executives who let him get away with it until he was no longer useful.

Take your star, Mario.

Or FedEx Field in Washington.

Shades of George Carlin.

Can you imagine being a wildly successful professional athlete like VENUS Williams, and not be even close to the best athlete in your own family? It’s mind-boggling.

People suck. I’m sorry for the media editors over there.

Bitter, party of one.