Chuckle elicited, star given.

Can’t wait for the emails from “Why Our Dad’s Team Sucks” years from now from all the Rivers children.

You couldn’t have drawn up a shittier owner if you cast a gum-chomping Michael Keaton in the role.

Maybe they were blocking his one good eye.

“Fuck. There goes my next column.”

Context? Is she crying there?

+.77 cents on the dollar.

Damn it, I hadn’t finished the book yet, and you gave away the ending!

Iowan here. Completely apropos of nothing: my wife and I had our wedding reception in that barn. It’s a nice, rustic venue, and hay bales make a nice backdrop for a mid-western wedding.

Welcome to domestic bliss! Enjoy the ride (pun intended).

Gametime beer of the week.

So if I buy that aircraft, will they ship it to my house by semi-trailer like other cars? And unload it in the street ;-)

Thank you, this is the perfect comment for this thread.

Ad revenue, absolutely. I can’t help but think that by the time you’ve hung 15 or 20 runs up on the board, you’ve made your money back on the concessions.

Was this dude given a concussion protocol test?

+1 Skyline

Iowan here. I live in King’s district (a deep blue city within it, anyway). We’ve been trying to kick this scumfuck out for years, but the makeup of the 4th district is such that he really is representative of it.

This meme is far from over.

When even IRISH people don’t want your whiskey, maybe your too much of a dick even for them.

Seconded. Much respect to you, and we love your work.