ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER or GTFO.

I mourn the loss of Zodiac from these responses, but he’s in a better place (ie: not a Lions fan).

Agreed. “Grab ‘em by the pussy” didn’t change anything, why would this? At this point, it would only entrench people on both sides.

I honestly wish he would have. This situation is a living hell for Michael, and more so for his family.

Chill? Ballmer?

So does “Rogue Hybrid” translate to “token effort without enthusiasm” in some foreign language?

That second picture looks like someone told Balmer to “Act casual,” and that was the best he could come up with.

“(I)sn’t there a correllation between steroids and skull penis size?”

Comedian Kathleen Madigan made a joke about the South losing the Civil War because they couldn’t warn each other of the Yankees coming fast enough.

At first, I thought I was seeing something out of “Snow Crash.”

With financial skills like this, Peterson could become President one day.

And now I need this in my life.

“Hmm, maybe Rhonda Rousey’s performance in MK11 isn’t so bad...”

Honestly, I have a large library of science programs I’ve collected over the years, and about every third episode features a prominent science educator who has since been at the very least credibly accused of some serious wrongdoing. I’m glad Phil Plaitt still has a clean reputation (that I know of), or I might have…

Some people look for robins as the first sign of spring. I look for WYTS as the first sign of autumn approaching. Goodbye, work productivity.

Bite your tongue.

Pitaro’s actions smack of someone who has the redoubtable Bob Iger looking over his shoulder at every turn. 

You could easily make the same argument for eliminating football at the military academies. Those men are at high enough risk of brain trauma from combat, no need to give it a head start on the gridiron.

And upending the board when he loses.

My fear is he’s high-profile enough to make an example out of him.