Would pay money to watch.

He could honestly be Ted Cruz’s stunt double in Texas.

+1 catfish

Preferably in such a way as to make them a Darwin Award qualifier.

So if we need to issue reparations for slavery, I think I know a place to start hiking the taxes to fund that effort.

As with bullfighting, always cheer for the bulls.

Consider me suitably chastened, thanks for the catch.

Oh, man--I totally blew the chance for that joke. Thanks for cleaning up after me.

“If the second wife had taken her “medicine,” Tiffany wouldn’t be here!”

Came here for the Shaggy Defense, was not disappointed.

I can see a lot of elected officials setting up separate accounts for the office they hold and themselves personally because of stuff like this.

Ladies and gentlemen, Exhibit A as to why mandatory vaccination laws are becoming a reality.

Comment of the year so far.

Also, British tax agents could be onto them, and are about to hand out to invitations to come into Scotland Yard for a chat.

My greatest wish right now is for one of those pictures to feature Trump fondling an underage girl. ‘Course, the egg sac will just claim it’s photoshopped.

Can we just go ahead and assume the county commissioners and the attorneys have been paid off under the table and go from there?

If someone wants to convince me that there’s a god, Epstein possessing a picture of Trump fondling a naked, underage girl would go a long way.

Please, God.

Since when does a home run derby need a play-by-play, anyhow?

+700 HP