He should just run as a Republican and end the charade.

If there aren’t a few dummies, it’s not a representative democracy.

Another masterpiece, Michael. Well done.

Qatari stadium-building leadership.

If anyone can find a way, they can.

What do you wanna bet the rest of the pitching staff are taking bunting practice more seriously, at least for a few days?

A stripper’s wardrobe malfunction is when the clothes stay ON.

Now I’M feeling sick...

How far away are we from issuing soccer coaches red challenge flags?

Shades of a Men at Work album’s art.

Maybe make a Jedi game where the lightsaber is super-powerful, but requires recharging? Balance the power of the weapon with a limited power source.

Tom Clancy’s original Ghost Recon aside, this is a very astute observation.

Oh, THIS I gotta Google.

He knows--he’s just putting on a front.

I’ll chip in on the airfare to bring him to Washington.

Am I the only one who wonders whether they waited this late so Magic couldn’t take credit for the deal?

If you really want to earn money as an idiot, become a GM in the NFL.

The real sick-making thought is that she could find a home in the Trump administration.

In the immortal words of George Carlin, “Fuck Lance Armstrong.”

He’s union. ‘Nuff said.