You think they care about what their constituents think? Beg to differ, in strong terms. They only care about their own power bubble.

This is the greatest scam since the Nigerian prince. 

Remember when everyone thought baseball in Florida was a good idea? Maybe in the spring, only.

“What the hell did I just watch?”

That tweet from Junior is so good, I can’t help wondering who wrote it for him.

Well, I’m sure they’ll sell for that on the USED market...

This has been your White Sox highlight for the year 2019. That is all.

You say mature, I say passive-aggressive Christian narcissistic. 

“We live in a country where John Lennon takes 6 bullets to the chest, Yoko Ono’s standing right next to him—-NOT ONE FUCKIN’ BULLETT!!!!!”

8:5 it’s all about a woman.

Let’s learn together!

-1 for reminding me of that...thing.

That’s what she said... repeatedly.

+1. Or should that be #1?

How DO you get so many players on the same team in such a small video window?

Without the booze, how will the fans make it through the season?

The additional $19,000 isn’t even a good example of “fuck you” money to be showing off. 

+1 volcano graphic

Fielder's choice...to be sent down to AAA 

And there was no dog in the room to blame it on, either.