You say mature, I say passive-aggressive Christian narcissistic. 

“We live in a country where John Lennon takes 6 bullets to the chest, Yoko Ono’s standing right next to him—-NOT ONE FUCKIN’ BULLETT!!!!!”

8:5 it’s all about a woman.

Let’s learn together!

-1 for reminding me of that...thing.

That’s what she said... repeatedly.

+1. Or should that be #1?

How DO you get so many players on the same team in such a small video window?

Without the booze, how will the fans make it through the season?

The additional $19,000 isn’t even a good example of “fuck you” money to be showing off. 

+1 volcano graphic

Fielder's choice...to be sent down to AAA 

And there was no dog in the room to blame it on, either.

Make a habit of it. Some of the comments are pure gold.

Did you QA that code before deploying it?

Stephen A. Smith is the Glenn Beck of sports. You can’t be sure if it’s a performance, or if he’s truly that unhinged.

+1 ewwwww.

I wanna see a picture of those 87 million cans before I believe THEY exist, either.

Forget the energy drink: whose money are these people laundering?

Perfect.