“Crash Davis?”

Fun fact--I overdosed just reading this. 

+1 Stat Boy.

You glorious bastard.

Or a guy who grew up poor and developed a maniac’s obsession with never going back to that state. Take your pick--they could both be true. 

I’ll bet this guy was just a joy to have as a neighbor with that kind of pettiness.

Be fair--if you’re like me, you’re on the couch all weekend, anyway.

OK, you broke my ability to laugh silently at work. One star rewarded.

He doesn’t have to beat himself up with an insane amount of touches anymore because of the presence of Saquon Barkley.

But will they Accomp’ny Me?

They always work in the Lego video games, for sure.

Shorter R. Kelley: “You can’t DO this to me! DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Same.

Fuel economy is rated at 22.5 mpg combined on the European cycle, if you were at all curious.

“I’ve never seen anything that even remotely would remind me of racists, and believe me, I recognize a racist when I see them.”

Honest question: Is there any reason they couldn’t just offer the Skyactiv-X engine in the CX-5 and be done with it? I’d be thrilled with that.

Just make sure to front-load her contract. 

The really gross thing about that video was hearing Celine Dion on the soundtrack. That should come with a trigger warning. 

Also, us ‘Mercans can at least pronounce “lieutenant” as God intended.

Bonus for spelling “aluminum” with a British accent.