And about 19 other people all around you who will gladly drive over you to get to the line first. 

Anthony Bourdain’s episode of No Reservations in Cairo sounded similar—they have an unofficial traffic code of what they’re about to do based on how they honk the horns there, and it sounded bloody terrifying.

Thus, you are guaranteed entry into Valhalla. 

They were a hell of a menace during the dust bowl days of the Great Depression, too.

My first second third thought was, “How can she stand walking on those rocks barefoot?”

Drew, please don’t tell me porn isn’t real. I have so few illusions left in my life as it is. 

In fairness, Chris Wallace is the closest thing to a real journalist FNC has on staff (nod to Shep Smith, as well). 

Yup. Word processor doesn’t leave the forensic evidence of a typewriter, let alone handwriting. And they’re easily available at a library.

Have a star, you magnificent bastard.

The ballad of Jimmie Dennie Allie!

Unashamedly stupid. And I love the cool parts while decrying the dumb.

Oh, look--James Hardin mailing it in on defense, again...

Add the ACLU to the list. 

To be fair, I also claim to weigh 275 on mine.

6'3", 320 here. If Trump is less than 275, I’ll wear a MAGA hat in public (devout liberal/progressive).

-1 enough runway.

Always has been.

COTD?

Have there been any cost analyses to figure out what kind of additional tax burden this would mean if we went to single-payer or Medicare for all? 

So is flailing the new flopping?