Thank you. The only way the math works is if it’s an and-one on a 3 point shot.

Now I want to plant a minefield at the entrance to that yacht club.

“It’s the quiet ones you gotta watch.”

Perfect

Shutting down Laguardia couldn’t have helped, either. 

God, that’s BRILLIANT!

Can’t re-tweet at work, but Anne Coulter said that as of today, George H.W. Bush is no longer the biggest wimp to occupy the White House. 

If you have schadenfreude lasting more than four hours, see your doctor. I know I am...

Fair. Although Barron and the grandkids might take a while, I’m sure they’ll figure out a way.

Can we perhaps get this story re-posted on Deadspin’s main page, please? Perhaps on the occasion of Coach Kondos-Field’s retirement, as I understand she’s stepping down after this season.  

That is the face of a man with a pardon waiting for him. Gross.

“Are you suggesting I’m enjoying this?” McConnell snapped back, according to the people who attended the lunch.

My hero.

Don’t forget Eric. The set isn’t complete without him.

PLEASE!!!

I would dearly love to know who “Person 2" is. My money’s on Kushner.

Damn! Beat me to it!

Travolta hasn’t looked that good since Battlefield Earth.

Show me one person whose mind has EVER been changed by a bumper sticker. They’re a blight, IMHO.

Does that Royale come with cheese?