“Every. Damned. Game.”

I’m of the age where white New Balance sneakers look pretty neat, too. My wife is horrified by the prospect.

As someone in King’s district who loathes his very name, I say this: King being the voice of Iowa’s 4th District is truly representative of the place. There are some awful people in NW Iowa.

I lost my brother in a motorcycle accident more than 20 years ago. I love what you did with this writing—it’s beautiful.

That tweet reads like his agent was dictating it to him over the phone. 

+1 clearinghouse. 

Unkar Plutt actually paid his contractors.

I helped. With the stars, I mean. 

He’s still the box cover boy for EA’s FIFA 19. For now. Any takers on how long a public relations campaign gets that changed?

Getting one that looks like her mom.

I stand corrected.

Isn’t the “asshole driver” implied with those trucks?

Gruden’s face is actually blue if you run away fast enough. 

@Hollow_Log, thank you for making me read it twice. It was so subtle, I missed it initially.

As a cat owner, I’m pretty sure that cat scaled the concrete by clawing its way up, spider-cat style. Mine does that to my couch all the time. Now I need a new couch.

Pretty sure there’s an element of Schumacher’s BODY is “resting comfortably” there, but Schumacher himself mostly died on that ski slope. And I, for one, hope there are never, ever any photographs of him in his current state to get out onto the web. 

I appreciate this more now that I’m old and wise.

+1 creeper.

Next thing you know, someone’ll hit on the bright idea of adding cream and sugar for extra taste/energy.

I declined to click “accept” on my company’s for my own cellphone for that very reason--I’m not giving any employer that much power over my device.