In other words, it’s a concept I literally could have come up with myself, and discarded within 10 seconds as something that won’t be practical without vast other capabilities. And yet, he went and put in a prototype because he has billions of dollars to throw around.

Hosanna! Let our favorite dancing white man be home for the holidays.

“This threatens to bankrupt my family and destroy me financially.”

Emphasis on “entitled.”

COTD

Riding a bicycle is enormously fun and energizing--unless you’re training to be competitive, in which case, it becomes a matter of counting calories and spending hours doing intervals. It’s the opposite of fun. 

What shocked me most is that he’s ONLY 57. It seems like he’s been around forever. 

He only gets a semi thinking of Donald. 

^^This^^

In fairness, those jesters probably wore too much cologne for the monarch’s taste.

I mean, you’re not wrong. At this point, everyone is simply hitting the check marks on the script they’re expected to play out for the squillionth time in human history.

“You’re thinking too much, Crash.”
(Said in Kevin Costner voice)

Seriously--nobody carries a full spare tire anymore.

Oh, I’m thinking crime scene right there on the court. 

I was thinking crocodile smile, but this is SOOOO much better.

It’s what the nice valets do for you.

My wife is a nurse. She JUST got a new job because the old job was a sewing circle of gossiping brats, and she couldn’t take it anymore for her own health. My sympathies to your wife.

Dvora Meyers and Diana Moskovitz for Pulitzer.

Megan’s comment of “all things considered” is what drove it home for me. Double-plus un-good, indeed.

“I’m jacked up.”