+1 corny reference caught.

Depends. Was it a Civil Conflict?

Should have told the wife after the severance ran out.

Nope. Just big kids, presumably raised on farm labor, who can eat heroic amounts of food.

As a DJ at a top 40 radio station in the early 90s, yes, it most certainly gets better in almost any way you care to imagine. That version is a travesty IMHO.

“I never thought it could happen to me...”

Total dick move, yellow card for taunting, maybe. Red card, no way.

+1 Elvis Andrus cackling laugh

+2 Rocky mountain oysters.

Did they each get a participation trophy? Because I refuse to believe there are any winners here.

Who’s his attorney, Rachel Dolezal?

A rotten house can stay upright a lot longer than it takes a bulldozer to level it. The GOP has been rotten for generations.

Toxic masculinity at its worst...

White guy from Ames, here. Yes, the guy had a reputation for stalking behavior, and I have no doubt the police used prior reports to find him.

At some point, it’ll just be flag football, and this is just the next step closer to that goal.

Vontae Davis is now in incognito mode.

Donald Trump is living, breathing, oozing proof that you can’t buy class.

At least today’s Tweet was factually accurate. Baby steps, people. 

IANAL, but pretty sure some Italian equivalent of “reckless endangerment” would be an easy plea for a prosecutor.

Lewis Black recommended Crisco. “When you start to sizzle, you move your ass.”