How soon before GOOP starts selling $500 vaginal speakers along with a playlist of “sounds to bring your developing child into harmonic convergence with the universe”?

Hints for washing clothing with leather patches that may be helpful:

I tried chewing gum all the time.

The paleo version of cookie dough

When I was buying my eclipse glasses, I was in line behind a woman who bought 130 pair for her preschool. I guess in California she’d be Public Enemy #1.

Yes, yes it does.

Darker, but not night dark. More like “sunset a few minutes after the sun sinks below the horizon” dark. That’s because the atmosphere will be reflecting light from around the areas that aren ‘t in eclipse to those that are.

Why did the “gnocchi = mini Czech potato dumplings” light never go off in my head before?

• What condiments do you always have on hand, no matter what?
  Ketchup, coarse ground mustard, sriracha, sour cream.

Yeah, lets worry about all those nuclear byproducts. Lead is also a nuclear byproduct, so is copper, iron, bismuth, sulfur, carbon, oxygen, nitrogen... pretty much all the elements except hydrogen and helium (and trace amounts of lithium and beryllium) that were originally created in stars after the big bang are…

You may be cooking on too high a temperature and the egg (and milk) proteins are denaturing too far, squeezing the water out. If your eggs brown while you cook them, that’s another indication the temperature may be too high.

A column - sometimes also called a pillar.

...third or fourth day... Ha, ha, ha... oh, you’re serious.

My older sister was so freaked out by the Wicked Witch, she even had trouble watching the actress in later life in the Maxwell House coffee commercials.

Paprika is made from a variety of pepper - one of the most common varieties is called Alma (or Alma Paprika). They are grown like any other pepper variety.

Roasted vegetables are your friend here. Roasted zucchini slabs, eggplant slices, portabello mushroom caps (or, make some of Kenji’s mushroom ‘bacon’).

They tried (and I must stress TRIED) to use a 2 lane roundabout here in the Plains (Lincoln NE) and had to remodel it to a single lane after little more than a year. Nobody could understand that if you were going to make a left, you entered the inner circle from the left lane of the 2 lane entrances, and you’d have…

Feed corn has a 10 second window of edibility, which usually occurs between 1 and 2 a.m. on a hot summer night. Source: my childhood growing up eating pilfered field corn thanks to my brother and his friends.

Dorothy, I’m guessing a lot of folks don’t shop at markets with real butchers anymore.

My guess would be the Rose Quartzes were bubbled after Pink Diamond’s shattering. And, while I also thought about wanting them to grab a bubble or two, I realized that they would only have A Rose Quartz, not THEIR Rose Quartz. CG (Crystal Gem) Rose Quartz sounds like she was pretty unique - they made it sound like her…