And Babu Bhatt would be th president of Pakistan. I smell conflict…

Me either. Should I?

The two guys I knew actually didn't do it as Michael Scott. Which is hilarious.

But that's nothing compared to how many lives his dick has claimed.

Shivers is probably in my top 5 favorite Cronenberg films. Why isn't it available on netflix?

The Thing is fucking incredible. The first R rated movie I ever saw and it raped my mind.

Buddha is tonguing my asshole right now!

Gravity's Double Rainbow is my new favorite username.

No ZMF, that honor belongs to Kangaroo Jack.

I keep praying for a horror resurgence but God just keeps shitting in my mouth.

Speaking of the Halloween and The Office, remember last year's Halloween episode where Michael dons the dick in a box costume, the joke being that the video is about 3 years old. I knew two guys who did the same thing that week and they were both fans of The Office.

The Girl Who Kicked Me In the Ass and Got Her Foot Stuck In My Anus

If they made Matt Besser a regular, I would watch the shit out of this show.

I can't even look at Burton's Batman objectively since I watched it constantly when I was a little kid.

"Tonight on CBS, Starz questions the everything in the universe and still finds the courage to laugh."

Prison Wine has a pretty good one.

There is a Free Willy 4 in existence? I'm not sure I want to keep living.

Evil Alfred!

Nolan only made Ra's al Ghul realistic by sidestepping that whole immortality element. He didn't have to do much.

He's dead: http://www.superherohype.co…