Twilight is way shittier than Along Came a Spider but that doesn't excuse it from being an incredibly bland thriller.

Is Suicide's "Ghost Rider" in the film?

Cage isn't batshit enough in this trailer. Hopefully it will be a different case for the actual film.

Just when I had successfully forgotten this "band" (more likely government experiment) even existed…

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You is a really fucking great song despite its horrible title. And can we we please cool it with the Panda's people? This guy is terrible at naming things.

Mostly Harmless is definitely darker than the previous books. My favorite is either the first or Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

But Heigl has shit on her face in Life AS We Know It.

By a horse.

That song is worse than being skull-fucked.

*grips Al Capp's shoulder firmly while he sobs about the utter lack of contribution in the world*

Mel, what the hell are you doin', man? You should be out there making more cinematic masterpieces!!

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I love how everyone has been treating Harry like shit this season.

I didn't realize that was her in Zoolander either. My mind is blown.

2010 is surprising enjoyable. And I second the love for Eyes Wide Shut.

Ron Jeremy and Ron Jeremy.

The Fourth Kind is a million times better when you watch as a comedy.

Saw it when I was 15 and instantly fell for it. I had seen a few Kubrick movies before so I knew that it wouldn't exactly be fast-paced.

I love that fucking movie. All of Kaufman's films require re-watching.

It looks like she did a pretty good job in Stone.

It's all just a series of blowjobs.