*Porsche 919 squints from Nürburgring record.

Hypercars? More like Hyperslow cars.

“as long as a certain overall aerodynamic efficiency is not exceeded”

What happened to the crack pipe?

I dig the simple, relatively clean, and taught proportions... but man, they are really trying to cancel all that with that dorky, crown-shaped vent array in the rear glass; the PS3-eque trash screens; and please, for the love of all matter and antimatter in the cosmos: Stop with the diamond-turned wheels. Toss them…

“I’d like a Vulcan... but could you beat the absolute shit out of it with the ugly stick for a few weeks first.” -TheGuyWhoCommissionedThis

Shit. Why even bother with writing? 

Guess not. Y'all are humorless fucks anyway.

You are a Wiseboomer. You are transcendent.

I’m a techy car guy that hates cars and car culture. Y’all want a walking contradiction column?

“Grow up. Cars are political.”

Indeed. I don’t have Facebook. I'm not a fucking Boomer.

It’d be cool if Ford started actually building CARS again.

It’d be cool if Ford started actually building CARS again.

Isn’t that true of all Fords, though?

This looks like it was designed by one of the more outspoken members of the P.C. master race: “Yo, this needs moar LEDs, bro. Pass me another Monster, Kyle.”

Is it a bird or a horse? Birdhorse? Horsebird? 

Glad to see you just got out of your coma. Bad news. There's a pandemic going on. 

They’ve already shown the car. 🤨 We already know it looks like a Porsche GT1 with the dry heaves.

Millennial KITT is just a cellphone app.