Austrian Motor Works

AMW? 

*Bavaria?

Crack Pipe or Crack Pipe?

Can I overnight some parts from Germany? I need a ten second car. Asking for family.

No way I’m driving a suppository.

I made a grand total of $23k (AGI) last year. This is my excuse for not owning an electric car.

This wasn't the cyberpunk future we were promised. It's a world of less useful minivans. Shuttlecraft looking MPVs would be so much more cool than this crap. 

Yikes, I’m 43. I ain’t going down like a bitch like that. Give me the GNX with a RTJ chain on the rearview. 

Yup. Looks like Karenmobile #697 to me. 

I didn't say that.

I wrote this while taking a shit.

That's awesome. I like speed shooting. I don't expect racing fans to give a fuck though. That's my point.

I have no Ill will towards bicycle racing whatsoever. You missed my point entirely.

I said no such thing.

Bah, then you gotta put the pig-ass battery weight in there and kill the downforce-to-weight ratio. What this needs is a GP500 two-stroke and a CVT.

A blender?

Steampunk dorks are so hard right now.

Boring to you, not to me (I mean sometimes it is, but real sport isn’t scripted so it’ll inevitably be boring at times). You’re on Jalopnik not fucking Kotaku.

It’s NOT eSports. We don’t give a fuck about RC racing, battle bots, Pinewood Derby, drone races, the Tour De France, or any of that. I’m into motor racing.