“MuchMaligned”, more like MuchDoesn'tKnowFuckallAboutScience. 

The smoothly blended up bodies and souls of pop stars.

The smoothly blended up bodies and souls of pop stars.

We're all African, dipshit. Mitochondrial Eve. 

They’re probably waiting for battery technology to stop sucking frozen shit through a cocktail straw first like the rest of us. EV rules, but fuck batteries. They blow.

You know Dakar exists, right? Off road endurance is already a thing.

It really isn’t. It’s just going to turn into manufacturers making the minimum required number of Le Mans Prototypes just legal enough to call “road cars” and stick them in collections so they can go racing with a proper race car. We’ve been here before.

Everything else was kneecaped by the ACO into diesel winning, and Audi hated it. Wolfgang Ulrich said that their FSI direct injection gasoline was utterly superior to the diesel tech but the rules forced them to go diesel.

You are a danger to manifold. 

Just like your ignorance on Hawaii or Native American tribes, you stupid Anglo-centrist fuck.

It's a simile, you dumb Brit.

Those front wheels make me sad. 

F&F movies are already worse than the terrible Ghostbusters sequel. How much worse can they get?

“I’ll take anal bum cover for a thousand, Alex.”

“Don’t call a Scot English”

I know people with taste, beer or otherwise, you obviously do not as you enjoy F&F movies, which are the objective and literal worst.

I do not drink beer or Kombucha, or write poems. My coffee beans I purchase from a local shop here. Cuban variety (is that elite?). I’m sure I impress no one with any of that.

Roooooooooolllllllout.

I love you. LOL.

That’s merely a convenience so as to piss AND shit on The Fast & Furious franchise simultaneously.

I'm here to shit on this terrible movie franchise. That's the topic, you fucking ingrate.