Stoners?

What, you wanted him to drink on an empty stomach?

*camAro

totally normal. if this was me getting caught when i was a tech, my service manager probably would have slapped me on the shoulder and said “thank you for taking it on a road test. did you get me a burger?”

I work in the service department at a dealership and we drive every single car that comes through. As part of our service we wash and vacuum the vehicle at the car wash down the street. I know the owner thinks they “caught” the employee doing something outrageous but really they just caught them doing their job.

What lunch break?

Second breakfast?

So i should just accept it when I get my car back and it smells like fries and burger grease? It’s funny how you never hear about joy rides in ‘09 Impalas.

This is undeniably true. Go Team Late Lunch!

People who don’t understand that the later you eat lunch, the shorter your work day feels.

Who the hell is going to “lunch” at 9:30 am?!