Look, I’m not saying that stealing Stan Lee’s blood was a good thing, but you have to weigh that theft against all the crime fighting Stan Lee clones we have now.

“Is Donut your brother? Just curious.”

“A cabin in the woods?! Didn’t you see Cabin in the Woods?!”

Fucking loved that Melissa Galsky from Home Movies came back to voice Mara the goalie. Also got a good laugh out of that Brendan lookalike, not to mention Jon Benjamin voicing not one, but two of the soccer kids in his classic squeaky-high voice. That’ll never get old for me.

I’m Canadian, so even I know that is skateball.

Remember your loved ones...as pogs!

In your defense, I start to cry over any Asian representation. We so rarely see ourselves; it’s always an emotional shock for me.

“Oh, it’s super safe, except for that huge unsolved murder that’s gonna happen” has to be a top-ten Louise threat.

“You’re Milli Vanilli and I’m those super talented studio musicians that probably had to sleep in the same room as Milli Vanilli when Milli Vanilli farted up the place!”

unless i’m mistaken, i think that in addition to Cyra-yes, they were also pronouncing it Burger-ac which is an extra layer of great

But the thing I’m wondering is...

♪♩ Starboy…and the Captain of Outer Space!

The first issue of Starboy will be available on June 13.

Thank God. I wasn’t the only one that thought “how the hell did the guy from Real People get money to buy the Weather Channel?”

You forgot the best line of the episode.

“Don’t make me get up, I’m very comfortable.”

You forgot Bob’s Burgers, which incredibly is the lead-in to the O.J. Simpson interview.

I’d totally hang out in Paris with Youppi.

My mom is a whore, what can i tell ya.

“Super Bowl Halftime Shoe”, “though he himself off”, this article’s a goddamn mess! Proofread your shit before racing to beat others to the headlines, you’re a paid writer for fuck’s sake.