Part of my life is spent defending people against child-pornography charges, and I endorse this comment. One can feel very angry about these crimes (indeed, one likely should), but I assure you that that the people prosecuted for them have gone through some terrible situations to be where they are.

This is me for all horror movies.

I never ever want to watch this but now I want to know every single thing that happens in it

Hello. Yes, I would. This is code for “see him naked,” yes? (See him naked again that is.)

It’s the combination of immense popularity and aggressive mediocrity that earns it such wrath.

“Mongoloid”? 

The show ends with Sheldon starting instrumentality and everyone turns into orange soda while Komm, Süsser Tod plays.

“And to think, I gave you drugs!”

Fuck yes.

This show is so freakin good.

And Al MacInnis

Lanny McDonald?

Oh Christ, this is going to become the country song version of “...in bed,” isn’t it?

Bar keep: Going to watch the match this afternoon?

Trump is in Vietnam? I guess the bone spurs cleared up from whichever foot they were totally in (he can’t remember [even though he has one of the all-time great memories *holy shit is this really life, please someone wake me up*])

There is no Trumpcare. It’s the same Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) that was created by the Obama administration. Nothing has changed about it because, despite Trump’s promises to repeal it immediately, the Republicans have not been able to figure out how to replace it, and they can’t repeal it without a replacement.…

Can you guys explain the ‘’joke’’ I suppose exists here to a non-american?

Based on the content of the comment and what I know of Alexievich, I would guess they meant “the only journalist” and biffed the most important word.

“And that’s how you pee in a restaurant!”

This remake is actually a great idea