Oh honey.

GGFM, you are a beautiful unicorn and I hope you get to eat fudge at the seaside.

You are wrong. Here is some "science, bitch!" with cited sources:

Hi! G-cupper here. Definitely painful. No idea what "science" you're on about, bud.

I think you miss the point of this feature.

Ditto!

Seconded!

Uhm...and why is that more likely, exactly?

Lordamercy, why do you care? 'Pescatarian' is a snappy one-word answer that communicates dietary restrictions easily.

Something about your second sentence just made me smile real big. They're ok up there, for real.

HaHA! Now when my MiL concern trolls me about my (admittedly tacky) dress sense, I can explain that it's a safety measure.

Hey, I was curious what movie that was?

4. The cP is viscosity, the bit you quoted is specifying the type of spindle used for the testing and the RPM at which the mayo was tested. The more you know!

Let's just hope the two ne'er meet.

Well...rape isn't funny. Jokes about rape culture or rapists can be. Dig the difference?

Do you remember what the documentary was called? I'd be very interested in watching it.

Thank you so much for taking the time to give me some advice — I really appreciate it. :)

Thanks! I love cuddling and talking to people, and I'm in-between-jobs right now....I might look into doing this. Do you have any advice you'd like to (/have time to) give? :)