That brownie mix is not a good representation of her recipes.

He most popular recently - was on Game of Thrones, he is married to Lisa Bonet, all around seems to be like a good guy on top of being ridiculously gorgeous.

This will never be more depressing than the time potato stood in for muffins and nobody noticed its time in the spotlight:

Made...myself.

Patricia won’t have a copy of the game until tonight at midnight, after which she’ll work her ass off to try to get a review up in the next week or so. Given that she’s a Fallout superfan and smart critic, I imagine y’all will enjoy reading her thoughts even after we’ve all been playing the game.

>> “There’s a new crafting system that has Lara constantly foraging for resources”

Nice review as always Evan. But first is Fallout. Nothing will change that. Except for that English paper I have to write by Thursday.

#blackcoffeematters

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.

Yep. I lucked out, because my husband is very, very involved with doing household chores and is also a good cook, so we pretty much split everything evenly (well, except for laundry - since I hate it, he does most of it and as a trade I primarily clean the toilets and such. I’m weird, whatever).

Can we just agree that sex shouldn’t even factor into it? “Men’s work” and “Women’s work” is a silly concept. Sometimes the man will be better at repairing the house or fixing the car, and sometimes the woman will be. Sometimes the woman will be better at cooking and cleaning and sometimes the man will be. But setting…

I’m with you so much. Can we all just agree that this whole genre of “men suck at domestic things” is just fucking awful. Like, I am a man. I also like to make sure the kitchen is reasonably clean, and years of living without a dishwasher means I’m 100% okay with washing dishes on my own.

Jezebel didn’t even post the best picture, the one of Obama totally losing it.

Hope I’m not the only one who didn’t come anywhere close to getting this joke

Hey! Blake, CEO of Cladwell/Capsules here. 2 quick notes:

Some of us can smell when the gents are sweaty, horny, or otherwise, you know, being male. If you feel the need to have awkward work conversations because you can detect a woman is, gasp, menstruating, that's your issue. Not ours.

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

Honestly, I think people are so sensitive right now that even evil week is being hurt by it. This isnt an article about how to get dumped, its a tongue in cheek article about how to be good at relationships.

People on the internet are so touchy, they they cant even take having an article with legit advice about how to…

The fact that you are recognizing yourself as this person is a huge step. I think you can make a complete recovery.