And they say broadcast networks are on their way out! Take that, doubters!

Ahh, the art of the deal.

Dispatch the huge olde-timey cloth wrap diapers!

For his ENORMOUS ASS.

I got the same feeling when I was in Berlin as well, it's hard not to see the traces of history all over that city.

He's gotta coordinate?

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.

Excellent. Quiet, immediate and efficient.

This presidency is like an ascending shepard tone of embarrassment. Every time you think it's going to peak, it just keeps getting worse.

No.

"Hey I'm just saying we need to have an open dialogue about exploring that option, why am I being called the nazi here? Perhaps it is you who are the nazi, good sir."

Ultimate Rich Frat Bro Continues To Make Ass Of Self, Former Employer

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE

Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there or what?

Still an improvement!

Alright, I think we're done here. The United States was a nice experiment, but between the daily alt-right embarrassments and people actually organizing rallies against diversity, let's all agree to call it a day and give the land back to its original owners.

You can say that about most things.

The Nut Job 2: Rippin' Nuts

Still won't get these guys laid.

Throne Improvement
*same theme plays, but with 'Hodor' instead of grunts*