NO

"Hey Devin, did you block me on Facebook?"

AIN'T NO MATH IN THE BIBLE, WHY I GOTTA LEARN IT?

Beer aisle

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.

Those glasses just scream "insufferable asshole."

I look forward to ignoring this one as well.

Well now I just want to re-listen to the Mortal Kombat episodes of We Hate Movies.

My phone has never once just started playing a song automatically when I plug it into my car's Aux. Is that really a thing?

He also hurts himself each day, y'know, to see if he still feels

Michael "Titties" Tiddes

Plot synopsis: young man mopes.

Myron gets a little testy when he hasn't been fed his evening carrot mush.

Which of the hundred or so streaming services will this debut on?

So his parents finally had enough, huh?

What's the difference? A fiddle?

*dumps this guy's books*

*the ramen-haired hero of Iron Fist sheds a single tear*

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I NEED A VACATION… from all this TV!