Bread Whitebread

I like to imagine there's a very 50's-looking dad sitting at the head office of Nielsen, smoking a pipe, wearing slippers and reading a newspaper, assuring employees this whole internet thing is a fad and that people will find their way back to good old American broadcast television any day now. Also everything in the…

Eastworld: A Westworld Story

lol "Steppenwolf"

I could play a 9/11 survivor, Marc! I could do it!

Someone should make a show about if the Nazis won WW2.

They're not real bullets.

Westworld 2: Westworldworld

You encounter a DWARF. Command?
> Ask about his mine.
> Tell him to fuck off.
> Request food and ale.
> Mock his piercings.

Reddened face and all.

Everything is a restaurant if you're brave enough.

*Macaulay Culkin seen taking notes*

All glory to The Undertoad

"I told all the girls in the school that I wasn't interested in any of 'em! Ha, so there!"

"Fine, I didn't want to go to that stupid party anyway! It's not that they didn't invite me, I actually turned them down! I contacted them first and said DON'T BOTHER JERK. So there."

Affirmative

If we complain enough, they won't make it and I won't have to.

Racism Is Bad: Monster Edition

“Let us make the show before you judge it”

Yes please, that's fucking enough already.