IT JUST FUCKING LEFT, LET IT DIE FOR FUCK'S SAKE

"Hey look everyone! It's Nikolaj Coster-Waldau from HBO's hit series Game of Thrones!"

"This middle-aged man can't get his life together!" is a plot synopsis that works for like 90% of shows these days.

Movies of the 1970s made everyone look sweaty

A man that pear-shaped would have a hard time walking briskly, let alone swinging something heavy

So much wasted life

I hope someone replied "u shld kil urslf fckfce"

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It stands in stark contrast to his huge, huge ass.

Or if any of this stuff had any sort of consequence whatsoever.

*atom-sized violin plays softly*

How long until his underage sexting scandal breaks?

I'm hoping he keeps saving that life energy and spontaneously combusts on Air Force One.

"disruptive celebration of imperfection" here meaning "ugliness"

Coming soon: Charles Entertainment Cheese Week at the White House

Most of which is ass.

It never fails to astonish me how people can amass such mountains of junk in their lives.

I'd rather vote a rock into office. Not THE Rock, a rock. It would just sit there quietly and not hurt anyone or make deplorable hateful comments.

Affirmative.

With an ass that big, who can tell?