I imagine there's video of him somewhere where he's caught walking in place trying to get up some stairs.

Excellent.

He's a living NPC.

Negative.

Someone tweeting two words now qualifies as a GJI.

If you mean levels of harmful cholesterol in your arteries, yes.

NEGATIVE

I'm going to start saying "kiss my balls" a lot more.

JUICERO ©

States with blue lasers = good. States with red lasers = bad.

If that shot were panned out a bit more, we'd see she's actually in a bizarre 2001-esque sterile room, and is only going through the motions of sitting down at a table with coffee because she can feel the stickers' poisonous barbs ease up when she does so.

NASA be lifestyle & fashion bloggin'

Good deities borrow, great deities steal.

People haven't been asking "what's Gene up to?" enough lately, so he invented a publicity stunt.

"Forget this! Fuck the napkin!"

That's a particularly good header image

Mention "The Battle of the Radio Rock Bros" at your local BDubs and get 10% off your hot wings!

Washed-out color palettes (à la Instagram filters), 80s inspired synth, 90s inspired clothing, 2000s inspired plots.

Doesn't every kids show do this same idea at some point as well? Usually with cheap puppets?

Wonder Woman 2: Judgement Day