"…Legendary’s newly dubbed MonsterVerse…"

"Human landfill" is wonderful

SPOILER: it was for being a lecherous old creep.

I hope you're right.

Needs more death metal

GOOP has two flat circles

Enough with Dougie already, not having Cooper back yet sucks.

Fuck, just when I needed some new chinos.

Person Says Something Online To The Disagreement Of Many, Many Others

Sure, but that exchange always annoyed me.

Violent when invisible?

This comment belongs in the Gene Simmons article.

Rick Cleveland Larry

"Have babies!"
"Ehhh…"

She's one of the few good parts of Cursed, that fucking terrible werewolf movie from 2005.

American Olympics America: America's American Olympians from America

Wait, makes? I thought he already made it!

Slipp'ry Sy!

SHE WAS THE SHARK THE WHOLE TIME

Upvoted for "cack"