Gray Arthur: Legend of the Gray

No, please… don't go.

It didn't.

Jesus this looks awful

Let me know when I can wirelessly connect to individual salt grains to track their absorption into my bloodstream.

Good sweet Christ…

*scoffs at Adam Sandler*
*plays James Taylor record*
*hates millennials*

Local Mom Who Makes $8900/Month From Photography Revitalizes Her Love Life And Goes On The Best Vacation Ever 😂😂😂!: The Movie

I blame the popularity of Myers Briggs tests for that shit. I used to have a manager who would constantly remind people of their Myers Briggs "types" as an explanation for why they worked together well, worked together poorly or worked together just sorta okay. How introverted vs. how extroverted we all were in…

I worked with a client recently who referred to my role as "the creative," which was a new one to me. Yeah a lot of aspects of what I do are creative, but I hated hearing my work reduced to such a stupid buzzword that didn't even apply all that well, like I was an ephemeral being of pure light and unicorns who saw fit…

Cargo shorts at home for relaxing, mowing the lawn, etc. = ideal

Music By Which To Craft Mason Jars For Pinterest

People are very, very very, very, very stupid.

MARVEL Presents Yet Another Goddamn Superhero Show

Yeah about the same here. The juvenile taunting of the android stood out as especially stupid, given that these are all supposed to be science-minded individuals, you think they'd relish the opportunity to interact with one.

Yes, although there are very many silly elements.

"…Lebowski."

Did you know that movie cops aren't actually real cops? What a bunch of bullshit.

BRO I CAN TOW A CAR WITH MY CHARGER CABLE

Doughy crackers are the worst kind of crackers.