What a believable haircut.

Timely!

"Not enough fucking. Needs more blowjobs & shit. More tits, too. GET ON THIS."

There was once a dream that was Cyrus. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish… it was so fragile. And I fear that it will not survive the CMAs.

His full Christian name has always been Cyrus "The Damn" Virus.

No.

I look forward to the My World of Flops entry on this.

Just like real life.

An hour forty five and $27,000

The Pirates movies are hallucinations, and Johnny Depp was in a mental institution THE WHOLE TIME.

Excellent! *guitar squeal*

2 Wonder 2 Woman

Even rich yacht bro idiots love Blink 182

One born every minute.

There was a show?

See also: that 400 page one about the Godzilla NES game, good lord

He's a living NPC

The resemblance is uncanny, that absolutely has gotta be him.

Is that the guy from Crazy Town?

You know what would be really great is if I had a device that already had these apps/services on it, instead of having to buy a separate device for each. Maybe I could easily access any of those apps/services with a quick swipe of a finger, and it could also make phone calls, text and take pictures.