It took a one thousand punches?

You are your own juice subscription with those.

Synergy. Farm-to-table. BPA-free. Raw. Local. Low-carbon. Disruption. Big Juice. Untapped Markets. Cloud connectivity.

*calls up Swedish Museum of Failures*

Came here to say just that. God what a hilarious failure.

Yeah but typically you have several billion more dollars to do other shit, so it's not that big of a deal.

All four viewers are thrilled.

That clickbait headline practically begs for angry comments.

NO WAY BRO MY LOCAL FM ROCK STATION PLAYS A TON OF TRAPT, SEETHER, ASKING ALEXANDRIA, HELLYEAH, SKILLET AND VOLBEAT BRO FUCK YEAH

Korn : metal
Corn : meat

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"the Kong universe"

Gross. No.

*cymbal swell*

Thanks fuck, enough already. The original is excellent, the American adaptation was pointless. We don't need a meandering 20 hour cable series on top of everything else.

Ewww

Indeed, it can be two things.

Ewwww

lolol that Imagine Dragons song is wet shit

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