NEGATIVE

I know those words but that statement makes no sense.

Thank fuck

Let's hope so… let's hope so.

lol, Meet Joe Black

I NEED A VACATION

No.

I'm so glad we're tracking and reporting on trailer views now!

The nadir of pop culture.

There's no wallet attached. It's just chains. Does that make it better or worse?

The AV Club

Jesus christ, that saggy fucker looks more and more like a turtle every day.

Someone will certainly like this.

I moved recently and it was, indeed, a nightmare. It took many months to readjust to non-nightmare life as usual.

It's those horse gums.

It looks like a video game character's face in mid-glitch.

Ewww, Dreamworks.

Any/every hall of fame is stupid.

I hate those ads with a cosmic passion not of this world.

It would take him no less than six attempts to spell "totalitarian"