You can appreciate them for one full second as you scroll past five hundred other things in your twitter feed.

Pre-teaser teaser-trailer for teaser for full teaser for trailer for full trailer posted.

Spider-Man: Yet Another Goddamned Spider-Man Movie

Iron Fist: A Parade Of Office Interiors, And Also Some Mystical Asian Stuff

* a Piece of Eight toss

With that many ape hairs, how can it fail?

I am fully functional

I'm not biased or anything, but CYBORGS ARE THE FUCKING BEST

Yeah but you're a connoisseur of belly button lint, so I don't think I can trust your judgement on food.

That food looks disgusting

He and Selena Gomez should hang out and gripe about how they just wish everyone would forget about them already, jeeez.

Pretty much

"Father John Misty" sounds like a parody of annoying indie/hipster artist names.

It's a colloquialism now, like reverend, professor or inmate.

Yeeesh, Yellow King in training right there.

Agree 100%

Ewwww, 90s nostalgia.

Don't hold out hope for anything, ever.

SHiTS

Name/comment synergy