*non-gay high five*

I already hate it.

Local Moms HATE This One Weird Trick For Making Private Phone Calls That Will Earn Them $8000 Per Month!

What in the hell kind of accent does that narrator have?

Yeah… a "missile"

And like THAT *poof* it's gone.

Shaka, when the walls fell

COCK

Judging by the look of the Beast, this is still a cartoon

Theory: All Pixar films take place in the mind of Andy from Toy Story (based on other toys he plays with but you never see), who is actually dead and on his way to hell and everything is simply a hallucination as his brain is deprived of oxygen.

People like to be outraged that older things don't quite align with current pop culture trends.

ONLY FAM 90s KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS WOKE TRAILER IT IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING AND I CAN'T EVEN

Your grandparents are reportedly thrilled, slightly sleepy

Pictured: Johnny Depp, mystical scarf-person

Poor little fascist pig

I'm on yer ass, I'm on yer ass

You're so elusive!

"Troy! I know you can hear me, Troy! I know you have the map… I want it!"

*fart noise accompanied by thumbs-down gesture*

Un film de Sabán