Eww, no way

Deliver me from movie anniversaries

Far worse is a salesperson inserting your name into every other sentence in an attempt to sound more personable. "Wade, let me tell you about our new financing…" "I like that you're a sharp guy, Wade…" "Wade please put your pants back on, there are children present."

All eight viewers are said to be "mildly interested!"

a.k.a. Tryin' To Fuck

Shut-Ins Master Another Useless Skill

Nah.

Damn I look good in that picture

CAPTCHA IS OBSOLETE, IT NEEDED TO BE TERMINATED

Bravo

Nutritional Matter Obtainable Here In Exchange For Currency

EatBox

StoreHome, Authentic Northsouth American Kitchen

AFFIRMATIVE

The name "ShopHouse" just screams "Southeast Asian food"

The REAL Wilford Brimley would have taken an axe to the servers by now

Noomi Rapace or GTabsoluteFO

I need a vacation.

I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.

Fuck almighty, those are the worst shows ever.