Hellooooo miss Swanson, rowr.

The new comment system is worse than Trump.

The AV Club turned into The Buffy Club so gradually, I didn't even notice.

"Isn't he just a big ol' goofball? I can't wait to see what he does next lol!"

Forwarded to you via email with seven hundred people CC'd

BROUGHT TO YOU BY DELICIOUS HORMEL BLACK LABEL BACON

That playful hair tousle was fucking pathetic.

Amen. You do you, man.

Is that the "To my future girlfriend" guy?

A Song Of Hashtags Hewn From Steel

I don't know who that person is, but I would very much like to see his face smashed.

Now I can't unsee it lol

Please don't mention that loose turd of a movie ever again.

Pictured: Tom Brady's best derp face

WELCOME GERARDBU

*storm falls down hole*

Gerard Butler IS Galactus

I CAN ADULT P GOOD RN

EW is so woke

LOL FAM HOW DO I ADULT I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN #BAE