COACHELLA NEEDS FIREWALLS

Oh those cartoon bras…

International "Unbelievable, Fuck Off" Congress

A name like "International UFO Congress" makes their association seem very-well respected and totally serious.

"It’s impossible to judge a film on one good trailer…"

In many places, yes.

That last bit should concern him a lot more than what Uber customers might think of him.

2 King 2 Kong

Looks like, uh… BR? BA? I dunno.

Area Cyborg Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Have Cable

I didn't vote for her.

Thems What Got Taked

*overheard at pitch meeting*
"It's Taken, but cheaper, ten hours longer and without Liam Neeson."

Fool of a Tooken

*punches orc into cave*

Yet Another Fucking Doctor Show

Their parking tickets do say FOLLOW ME TO BDUBS, BRO

I hate everything.

Are fluid-filled iphone cases really a thing?

I wonder…