Become the worst president ever? He's already done that.

"From tip to taint on an average day…"

Oh what a perfect picture to accompany the article.

That movie is… not good, but yeah pretty cool he orchestrated the whole thing.

There have been others to be sure! There are always others, are there not?

Boil them until their flesh falls off

*looks confused*
It always works at home…

That's quite enough, Fred Armisen.

"And despite never having a substantial role to his name…"

it so fleek fam

You are a terrible robot.

DaPunch Mode

OF COCK

That's so much work though

Art?

Same. Isn't all of it terrible? It all sounds terrible.

ROWSDOWER

Pass.

lol

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