Comb over me!

Best Modern Country Song With An African American Man Or Woman

They're performing, so that means Metallica's winning a Grammy for that bloated milquetoast double album? Feh.

"pile of garbage" is being generous

BREAKING: Home Schooling Enrollment Skyrockets by 5000%

Our country continues to be a cruelly, comically reverse meritocracy.

Good lord what a terrible title.

WHY DO YOU HATE OUR TROOPS

Sux

Women be shoppin'?

Crop your screenshots, dammit.

I had NO IDEA how badly a headline could be EVISCERATED!

THIS GAME ABOUT THE "THIS IS FINE DOG" IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING, IT IS ALL THE THINGS

A rough sketch eventually becomes a drawing. Amazing. Absolutely outstanding. Is there no end to the wonder in this world?

Bro I'm on the move so much I don't have time to put down my Oakleys.

Now with more Congealed Urinal Leavings!

He's an uncooked bratwurst with hair.

No.

Holy FUCK. You mean a prequel to Star Wars uses music similar to Star Wars?!

Who has that many USB devices in need of charging?