I saw it in a completely empty theater too! Oh man I zoned out like never before, didn't even need the joints.

I just googled Skyline Chili. Gross. Really gross. Pass.

So don't go to Cincinnati, then. Got it.

Neither have you.

Refn is the man. I made sure to catch this one in theaters because I wasn't sure if his work would ever be available in wide release again.

Excellent movie.

This is thoroughly depressing.

The internet is out of content.

Goddammit, should have checked first.

Hoch hech!

Says you…

*corpse urinated upon by stray dog*
*empty beer can rolls by*
*a trailer park patron farts loudly in the background*
*cut to black*

I'mma gon' find me that hot piece'a ass Sarah Connor, bud! Gonna terminate that ass if'n ya know whatta mean! Wooooo!
*slams three Coors Lights*
*coal rolls nearby Honda Accord*
*parks across three spaces at gun shop*

*records racist xenophobic rant while driving F-150 around town*

*slams four bud lights*
*hauls ass to BDubs*

The two hottest acts of 2002!

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For the love of all holy fuck, no more superhero garbage.

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