Also about Rapace: I'm madly in love with her

Eww, SNL.

Requiem: Rising

Based on that screenshot alone, no thanks.

Fuck this year. A thousand times fuck this year.

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Good for Nick. Fuck Zuckerback.

I always felt Gene Simmons was the Donald Trump of music, which makes it all the more odd he declined to play the inauguration.

Of course they are.

With names like that, how could they fail?

Also Daughtry

Next month sees the release of Selena Gomez does Black Sabbath's Paranoid

Drops of Jupiter… OF COCK and ON YOUR FACE

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyikes with that Star Wars electronica R&B shit.

That's the most awful song I've heard all year. Thanks AV Club!

Given all the other shit that's happened this year, I simply can't bring myself to care about this.

Comedians In Cars Laughing Fakely

Alternate strategy: kill your coworkers

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